Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Aunt
Don’t put so much makeup aunt; you look like a bag of flour! Though happy birthday! But you must take your makeup seriously!
The way you wrap your sari aunt, it looks like a cream roll has been wrapped. You seem like a brown potato! Don’t mind it! We know it is your birthday yet you are aunty. That much for you!
Your hairs are so lovely aunt. When I go through it, they feel so soft and beautifully fragile. Have you washed them with rotten curd? Is this the recipe? Yeah love you and happy birthday!
You are my mother’s sister and it is the tragedy. I though you are some improvement but you are very low than your sister! Happy birthday aunt!
I never want to go shopping with you aunt. Wherever you go, you always buy empty bags of brands! Happy birthday aunt!
The only right and fabulous skill in you aunt, that you wash utensils very cleanly! I like it! Happy birthday!
Whenever I hear you are coming to live in our house for some day, I make arrangement for a year at my friend’s house! Happy birthday my dearest aunt! I like you, you don’t know!
The love of you is so sweet aunt that it has increased my dental cost! And we have to say happy birthday to you! The great celebration has begun!
You are talkative. You eat a lot. You dress like a deer. And yet you say we appreciate you! You have all the virtues in you! Happy birthday aunt! I don’t want any other aunt!
I always pray and wish that the day would definitely would come when you pay our restaurant bill! Till now happy birthday to you aunt!
Whatever paste you use aunt, your teeth always look like melted with yellow curry! I hate them but I love you and on your birthday I gift you a toothbrush. It would help! Happy birthday!
Whatever flower you choose aunt, they all die when you put them in your hairs due to excess of hair oil you use. You drink oil like a car! Happy birthday aunt!
I love you aunt only surfacially to show that I love you but in my heart you are nothing! Just nothing! And yes give my thirty dollar back! Happy birthday!
You are so tall aunt. Since your childhood, have you been eating ladyfinger? I never want to wish you happy birthday but happy birthday!
Today is your 40th birthday. And I wish May your youth come again which is impossible! Happy birthday aunt! Please give me that piece of cake!
You must not wear high heels sandals. They are for girls, not for aunties! Wish you happy birthday my dear old aunt!
The way you use to walk, you know, pigs walk. How you come this aunt. I thought you are a ramp model but you can’t even walk on roads! Wishing happy birthday to you!
I want to give you life time achievement award for celebrating your 60th birthday! What you have eaten that you are living so lengthy! Happy birthday dear aunt! I didn’t mean to say that!
You are a pouch coffee aunt that looks costly but nothing in taste! Don’t mind aunt! I wish you happy birthday from truest of my heart!
From the bottom of my heart aunt, I wish you find a true love in this young age of 50. And I really wish and mean that. Just remember one thing, don’t look for boys! Wishing you happy birthday my dearest aunt!